Mitch: August 2011

I posted this on facebook and I thought the conversation was hilarious so I thought I'd share it here :)

Feel free to add more in the comment section!

Michelle Hansen
you might be an addict if... (this is where u all get creative and finish the sentence)

August 11 at 3:11pm · ·

- Cody Baker i think i can do meth cause its not my drug of choice!!!!!!! haha
  August 11 at 3:25pm · · 1 person
- Michelle Hansen You can never remember to take your meds, but you never would forget if you could snort smoke or shoot them!
  August 11 at 3:26pm ·
- Cody Baker hahahahahaha if you huff axe body spray to get a buzz
  August 11 at 3:27pm ·
- Michelle Hansen or when you're smoking, you talk before you blow our the smoke.
  August 11 at 3:28pm ·
- Cody Baker if eating rolos makes you jones!!!!!!
  August 11 at 3:29pm · · 1 person
- Kara Smith you pawn dvds
  August 11 at 3:33pm ·
- Michelle Hansen Or you are a walking pharmacy, you know every drug, what it does, the side effects what can be taken with it, (legally) and what you can take with it even though it isn't recommended! lol
  August 11 at 3:33pm ·
- Kara Smith if you take the bus to the city
  August 11 at 3:34pm · · 2 people
- Cody Baker if you have ciggarette burns in all the clothes you own
  August 11 at 3:34pm ·
- Michelle Hansen You pawn everything! and even when you have the money to get it back, it's not worth your trouble. Even though you've pawned something worth maybe $200 and need to pay $10 to get it back
  August 11 at 3:34pm ·
- Michelle Hansen Wait what, you still own clothes? All my shit was stolen
  August 11 at 3:35pm ·
- Kara Smith ya i remember the old rolo trick...thats funny
  August 11 at 3:35pm ·
- Cody Baker hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  August 11 at 3:35pm ·
- Cody Baker if most of your friends have died due to drug overdoses :(
  August 11 at 3:36pm · · 1 person
- Kara Smith or when you're on a cruise and you ask the ships kitchen for baking soda, and say you have dentures and need to soak them
  August 11 at 3:36pm · · 1 person
- Michelle Hansen You make a gratitude list and consider putting cigarettes on it ( I did that!
  August 11 at 3:37pm ·
- Michelle Hansen if you ever picked something off the floor and smoked it... just in case it was drugs that you dropped
  August 11 at 3:38pm ·
- Michelle Hansen Two words.. CARPET SURFER!
  August 11 at 3:38pm ·
- Kara Smith sucks especially when you have a cat, and you have kitty litter in the house...
  August 11 at 3:38pm ·
- Michelle Hansen You spend the majority of your day in the bathroom.
  August 11 at 3:39pm · · 1 person
- Michelle Hansen You take EVERYTHING with you EVERYWHERE you go!
  August 11 at 3:39pm ·
- Kara Smith with the shower on
  August 11 at 3:39pm · · 1 person
- Michelle Hansen You guys are both undercovers huh!
  August 11 at 3:40pm ·
- Cody Baker your most prised posetion is baking soda, spoons and brilo pad
  August 11 at 3:40pm · · 1 person
- Kara Smith dont forget the tire gauge
  August 11 at 3:41pm ·
- Michelle Hansen You go to walmart between the hours of 2 and 6 am with no money just because you need somewhere to stay.
  August 11 at 3:41pm ·
- Cody Baker if the term bell ringer means something to you!!!
  August 11 at 3:41pm · · 1 person
- Kara Smith dont miss those days at all....
  August 11 at 3:42pm ·
- Cody Baker HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
  August 11 at 3:42pm ·
- Cody Baker CHEERS TO SOBRIETY GIRLS :)
  August 11 at 3:43pm ·
- Michelle Hansen I'll be there in five minutes.................................... six hours later.... where are you dude?
  August 11 at 3:43pm ·
- Michelle Hansen CHEERS!
  August 11 at 3:43pm ·
- Kara Smith CHEERS!!!
  August 11 at 3:43pm ·
- Michelle Hansen You know the terms: footballs, oranges, bars, slices, xany's, black, white, snow, etc.
  August 11 at 3:45pm ·
- Cody Baker If an illegal imigrant is your best friend!!!!
  August 11 at 3:47pm · · 1 person
- Michelle Hansen You know that the "mexicans" close and you talk to them more than anyone else
  August 11 at 3:48pm ·
- Michelle Hansen Your blankets all have holes in the corners from behind pinned to the wall to cover windows.
  August 11 at 3:48pm · · 2 people
- Kara Smith when they know youre going to call at 9 am right when they open...they are expecting your call
  August 11 at 3:48pm ·
- Cody Baker if they are willing to meet you in the middle of the night cause you bring them so much money
  August 11 at 3:49pm ·
- Michelle Hansen or ask you to hang out cause you're that close of friends.
  August 11 at 3:49pm ·
- Michelle Hansen Their number is on speed dial
  August 11 at 3:50pm ·
- Cody Baker You know that your an addict if............... this whole conversation is making you jones hahahah
  August 11 at 3:51pm · · 2 people
- Michelle Hansen That's freakin hillarious!
  August 11 at 3:52pm ·
- Cody Baker heres the real kicker
  August 11 at 3:53pm ·
- Cody Baker you know your an addict if you turn down sex to go hook
  August 11 at 3:53pm · · 2 people
- Michelle Hansen Love it that's hillarious!
  August 11 at 3:53pm ·
- Genesa Renee Bowler if u have read the basic text cover to cover more then once
  August 11 at 9:52pm ·